Just Doesn't Get It

Big Baby Glen Davis wants his nickname to be Uno Uno, in reference to his jersey number 11. What Davis fails to realize is that people don't get to choose their own nicknames, that's not how it works. A nickname is anointed to you by your peers, and even if it is a pain in the ass, it is also a badge of honor. If your friends don't have a nickname for you, then you worry. I mean, do you think my buddy would actively choose to be called Doobie Ashtray?